Hey, you! Yeah, you. Ready for the best news of your day?
Unless someone’s proposing to you tonight, or that meeting with your boss is about you finally getting a raise, here it is:
It’s National Cookie Day 2015
That’s right. Today, Dec. 4, is National Cookie Day.
So — free cookies!
Wanna score your cost-free sugar fix? Here’s where you can get ‘em while they’re hot (or take them home and microwave them):
Great American Cookies
Claim your free regular chocolate chip cookie from Great American Cookies, today only.
Not sure where that might be?
Check their website for the location nearest you.
College students, rejoice — your favorite late-night indulgence will get you a free chocolate chunk this Friday!
Make any purchase in-store or online — delivery minimums still stand, though. This deal is good through Dec. 5 at 3 a.m.
It’s not quite free — but what did you expect from this Gucci-level grocer?
Grab a 25-cent chocolate chip cookie when you drop by Whole Foods to grab your quinoa and ground bison through Dec. 8.
You can celebrate National Cookie Day all week long at this southern grocery chain.
Not only will you get a free cookie today, you’ll get two dozen cookies for $5 Dec. 2-8 with your ValuCard!
Galley Foods — Baltimore Giveaway
Baltimore residents are super lucky — not only will you get free cookies today, you’ll get them delivered!
Just download the Galley iPhone app, sign in and tap the “Request Free Cookie” button.
By the way, can I have this button built into everything I interact with in life?
The Cookie Delivery Team will start delivering free cookies at 1 p.m. to participants, no maximum. How is that much win even possible?
Happy Friday, Charm City.
Hot Box Cookies — Columbia, MO; St. Louis, MO; Lawrence, KS
Hot Box ups the ante by giving away two free chocolate chippers today from 10 a.m. to 6 p.m.
Just follow one of their social channels — not hard, since they have Twitter, Facebook, Instagram and even Snapchat. Look for @hotboxcookies on your stream of choice.
Chilly up there?
Warm up with a free cookie from Subway sandwich shops across Canada — just ask them to stick it in the oven for a second!
Choose from their three most popular flavors: chocolate chip, double chocolate chunk or white chocolate macadamia nut.
DoubleTree — New York City
If you’re in the Big Apple today to see the iconic tree at Rockefeller Center, you just might get a free sweet bite from this Hilton chain.
The giveaway is going on between 1 p.m. and 4 p.m. — follow along on your favorite social media stream with #CookieCare.
Christie Cookies — Nashville
Nashvillians, you’re in luck — Christie Cookie Co is giving away free cookies 8 a.m. to 4 p.m. today.
Not in Tennessee? Not to worry: score 15% off cookies and treats shipped to your home on the company’s website using coupon code COOKIEDAY — today only.
ROCS Local Markets and Subways
If you live near one of these West Virginia-based convenience stores, snag a free cookie all day long today — but only if you prove you’re really in the holiday spirit.
You’ll have to sing a slightly altered version of “Jingle Bells” at the register. Cookies are totally worth the slight embarrassment, though, right?
Your Turn: Which of these free cookies will you be gobbling up today? Are there deals any we missed? Let us know in the comments!
Jamie Cattanach is a junior writer at The Penny Hoarder and a native Floridian. She doesn’t always eat cookies, but when she does, she likes to get them for free. You can wave hi to @jamiecattanach on Twitter.