Love is in the air, and for some reason, it smells like pizza.
Domino’s Pizza has launched a wedding registry, because you simply don’t have enough gift options for the eight weddings you got invited to this year.
The near-dozen gift options on the Domino’s registry site have cute names and descriptions, but you’re really just buying electronically delivered gift cards for the happy couple.
My favorite? For $25, you can send the “Post-Honeymoon Adjustment to Real Life: BECAUSE WASHING DISHES IS THE WORST.”
We See What You Did There, Domino’s
“Valentine’s Day is right around the corner, so we wanted to give recently engaged couples that are passionate about pizza that chance to register for something they both truly love as much as their partner,” Domino’s spokesperson Jenny Fouracre said in a press release.
Why argue over which spatula to scan at the home-goods store when you could simply register for something you both love? As an added bonus, pizza doesn’t take up space for years like that serving platter Aunt Mildred bought you… unless you keep the boxes to make a pizza fort.
Yes, this gimmick arrived just in time for National Pizza Day, but for superfans who may have fallen in love over a late-night slice, this registry might be the perfect fit.
It’s hard to hate on love. It’s harder to hate on pizza.
Your Turn: Would you ever buy someone a gift from a Domino’s Pizza wedding registry?
Lisa Rowan is a writer and producer at The Penny Hoarder.